2.5" has never felt so good.
You've spent years curating a carefully mediocre personality. Finally, a magnet that matches it. Sarcastic. Filthy. Deeply, deeply inappropriate.
We've organized our magnets into helpful categories so your therapist can figure out which one made you this way.
We know you could buy magnets at a gift shop. Those magnets are boring, like your coworker Dave. Don't be Dave.
Premium high-strength magnets that stick to your fridge and your identity crisis. 2.5" × 2.5" of commitment.
UV-resistant, full-bleed printing so your trauma looks great for years. Weatherproof too, because feelings aren't but our magnets are.
Orders ship in 1–3 business days. Unlike your last contractor, your ex, and the barista who "definitely heard you say oat milk."
If you're not happy, we'll fix it. *Emotional unhappiness not covered. Product defects? Absolutely covered. We're not animals.
Put the "My therapist doesn't know about this" magnet on my fridge. My therapist came over for dinner. She laughed. Then she raised her rates. Worth it.
Bought the Relationship Wreckage bundle for my sister as a congrats on the divorce gift. She cried. We don't know if it was laughter or grief. Either way, we're closer now.
My mother-in-law visited and saw the magnets. She hasn't called since. Four stars because I should've ordered more. Fix: ordered more.
I was going to get a tattoo but these are way cheaper and far less permanent. My commitment issues finally found their format.
Gave the Corporate Hell pack to our entire team as a gift. HR asked me to take a different approach next year. Everyone else asked for more.
These are the first things visitors notice when they walk in. We've successfully replaced small talk with alarmed silence. 10/10 would recommend.
Why settle for our garbage when you can make your own? Design custom 2.5" × 2.5" magnets with your text, your image, and your complete lack of self-awareness.
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